Displayed inside a display cabinet on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a vibrant pink suit worn by the pop star. His show in front of a hundred thousand fans was considered a major hit.
It's possible you like his music. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, acknowledging that some hits are excellent while others are awful.
The key argument is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to craft art or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The elements, the hour of play, the cricket ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the wicket is the canvas on which the cricketers paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport dismantled and reassembled in abstract form.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Leaving a thick layer on the pitch, leading to numerous dismissals tumbling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and still growing. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are even more exciting due to the patience devoted during quieter periods.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are tolerated more freely than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were prevented from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and responding appropriately. The top two individual scores were made by acknowledged stars. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the devotees who have suffered years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the stadium, a sea of people made noise and chanted, producing a carnival vibe in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side excelled, advantage when batters fought back, and unconditional love when the result was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with pitch problems. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a pitch with the character of a a damp squib.
That contest was a grind, with few wickets and endless boredom. The two-day game and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the scale – one is not more perfect, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will remain iconic in the memory.
"Far from being the death of the format at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these 48 hours have been given some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The players responded for him, restoring the positive demeanor to his face.
New faces stepped up with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but something to use as a platform.
Ultimately, this triumph is added to other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters slipped away into a beautiful night, the squad congregated on the field to commence their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, lads. This victory was hard-fought.